The Strap-Ons - Van Of Beer

Every time I look away I get done some wrong
then I say its another day to move this band along
Corperate rock called yesterday to say you gotta change your name
they bought "The Pimps" from the trademark office and put it on some fakes
At first to change our name brought tears so changing theres no way
but then we though we might just want to try what the corperates say
we tried the tricks the sex appeal implants the heartaches bishops suckers
stupid funking pricks honkey assholes want our name
Corperate rock called yesterday to say you gotta change your name
they bought "The Pimps" from the trademark office and put it on some fakes
Pimps change your name
change your name